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今日同阿胡去左睇"三國"
我諗..敦我呢個三國演義的愛好者都唔喜歡呢套戲....相信都唔會有人喜歡.....
晚上,有個人......msn我....
她：好悶呀,想搵個男朋友
我：我lo
她：係咪真架∼不過你要幫我做一件事先
我：殺人放火定係姦淫老粒呀
她：唔係∼係借$200比我
我：$200買起你又幾底喎 (cheap到你啦...)
她：係呀~急住用呀
我：$200夠唔夠呀...
她：你入$500比我啦∼你有冇戶口呀
我：仲咩呀?你入$比我呀?
她：你過數比我呀∼知唔知咩係hsbc
我：恆生呀麻.....
她：唔係呀
我：又唔係中銀啦....交通呀?
她：唔係
我：乜都唔係.....冥通呀!?
她：ｘ豐
我：啊....匯豐.....
她：你明天１２點前入數比我呀
我：好呀...明天你打比我啦
她：你成日都唔聽我電話
我：你冇誠意...打多幾次就得架勒
(你比d誠意打啦...我2個月間唔使都有幾分鐘用返張舊既電話卡...你24小時打足2個月就搵到我架勒....xd)
她：你會唔會聽我電話架
我：當然會啦~一通即聽...你搵我唔到就打比johnny同子揚~佢地實幫你
她：你幾時off呀~我比我個戶口number你
我：我即刻off呀...你留言比我啦下係msn....xd
此人就是阿sa...........xd
借$500比你!?
我用$500紙摺飛機....擲出街都唔會比你....XD
第2天的下午
一ON MSN~
個白痴就係咁MSG我~
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
HERE
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
點丫你
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
我打俾你你又唔聽
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
HERE???
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
HERE??
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
唔理我丫
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
點丫..
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
你幾時過錢俾我,,
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
我要用丫
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
你再唔理我丫
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
咁算了
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
?????
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
你答下我野得唔得丫
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
我個戶口係03037309856
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
係有我心就入俾我,,
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
入獄500
"❀ ■*,, *░⋌⋚⊰⊹ _____ LoViNg Y!U² ו◇∥♥________________" says:
入$500
之後我打比JOHNNY~
問佢阿SA有冇打比佢~
佢話有,不過打緊機,冇聽到佢電話~
我同佢講返件事~
佢話我狗.......xd
msn又成日當佢白痴~背後又成日講佢壞話~
見到佢又當佢生左麻疹~避到就避~
佢行近d我都會即刻閃開~
就連同佢玩果d....我都覺得果d人係低能....
唔知點解.....對住佢真係冇乜人性.......xd
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